A Man’s Job

While driving through a small town, I saw banners for the two candidates running against one another for Mayor. One candidate was named “Boy” while the other was named “Mann”. Inevitably, whenever there are elections, there are usually a few choice mud-slinging campaign slogans that stand out above others:



Wonder who won the election?

The Secret of His Super Energy Pill

Do you remember the cartoon show called Underdog? At some point during the show, Underdog would say:

"The secret compartment of my ring I fill, with an Underdog super energy pill."

As the ring is on his left hand, it is clearly a wedding ring. It therefore follows that the pill must be one of them there blue pills.



Satisfaction guaranteed!

Swan Prepares to Slap Cullen with Divorce Papers!

Even before the engagement has been finalized with a formal wedding, Swan has prepared for the inevitable outcome:



When interviewed and questioned why she had papers already prepared, Swan made the following comment: “Because Edward Sucks!”

Children of the Can

Goodyear: You win today Kaiser

Revenge is a dish best served to plumbers

Angry Swarms, it's what's for breakfast